Review by Darren Kerr
Ooooh, aren't we scary? Oooh, aren't we gothic? Just look at our album title! Isn't it cryptic and, yes, scary? Gasp in horror at the songs we cover: Iron Maiden's "Children of the Damned," Judas Priest's "Here Comes the Tears" and (scary, boo!) Running Wild's "Under Jolly Roger." Check out our throaty operatic delivery, and our King Diamond clone. Dig our hair!
But you know the scariest thing? We still think that bad symphonic metal with evil Swedish overtones will get us chicks! What? Roxette's looking for a new backing band? Will that get us chicks?
Artist Contact Info: P.O. Box 15877 Tampa, FL, USA, 33684-0877, firstname.lastname@example.org
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